Songs of Alachua. Comedy Performed at New Vrindavan in 2003

If you can get anything in thee, I'll add you a community. If you can get anything in thee, I'll add you a community. It's a vice, not a smorgasbord. Everything from poverty to Alfred Ford.

If you can get anything in thee, I'll add you a community. You can get anything in me, I'll add you up from unity. You can get anything in me, I'll add you up from unity. Thirty-nine nationalities, and fifteen former members of the GBC.

Get anything in me, I'll add you up from unity. Srila Prabhupada chanted Hare Krishna in Tulsa Square Park. Young Westerners came and they listened a little and they chanted a little and they danced a little and they did a lot of prasadam and they liked it very much. So they started teaching and preaching and outreaching and before long the whole thing kind of caught on.

There were dozens and then hundreds and then thousands of happy chanters everywhere. They were purified, and certified, and sanctified, and dignified, and glorified, and they were just real happy. Well, you know how some folks just can't be well enough alone? All these happy chanters started marrying each other and preoccupied.

So, folks, remember the spiritual training of their youth. Pray sincerely and pray to Krishna. And in time, they were solidified, indemnified, and once again bonafide. The Sanskrit word meters, people always ask me, prabhuva, like a letter.

I can recall it all started with my job, city job. It was my beautiful wife. It's so often when I go to the full day, seems the house cleaning is a tweak on the stove. First off, to glance, or hear my travail, as you recline, you're perfecting your nail.

We'll be together now that I'm home Should you decide to get off of that phone To be in a BBC and I'll let you watch Asia's low-key and I'll let you watch NRT and I'll let you watch Beautiful home, I suppose we'll meet some day I'm sure that we can do well After all that sugar Women have sweet lua, they run the place in Alachua Dodies are white in Alachua, chocolate and spice in Alachua Copas are cool, jockeys short school in Alachua It is a dream in Alachua, and chocolate ice cream in Alachua It's not like that in Alachua, you'll just get that in Alachua Those there have been teachers, Prabhu has yet to be preacher I'm sure that some people preach there when they're not out on the beach there Lots of nice men in Alachua Friends in Alachua People always ask me, Prabhu, how does that diverse community in Alachua keep together? As best I can tell there are four things vibration, lamentation, aspiration, and agitation.

So we have some songs about all of these for you now. First about sound vibration. Sound vibration here makes our community so special. The most beautiful sound I've ever heard works in the entire world.

Prajalpa, juicy prajalpa Some of you praboos have prajong I need to speak some prajalpa I'll share the latest news exchange, many tales of intense emotion, many tongues in perpetual motion, projava, the talk of projava, projava, your taste, projava is must stop, repeat, projava, so listen carefully, I'll only say it once, and I'll think, when it comes to lamentation, there's this one guy in the latch room, The last three years, I've just been sitting around singing this song. Two kids, one day, with myself and you. The one who helped me sing about that is the lovely and talented Rudger Bihari Peru. Rud, do you ever remember?

Oh, do I ever? They were great. Twenty guys Peru. An aspiration for something better in the future?

Yeah, yeah. I may be better every now and then. You know, like maybe drop the load, hit the road? Yeah, go from the denounced order to the renounced order.

If you could do that one day. Somewhere. Bath attached with conditioned air. The Arvana Shastra for me to browse.

Lots of distance between my spouse. No kids, no bills to pay. Lots of money empty. Preach.

Most sincerely I would tease. Pleasures to comfort me. Prasad and a BTG. And satellite TV.

In time, I would grow very pious as I praised the I'm Nosegator's school background. Many students would come to me to take good care of And Alachua, we're in the present too. That means action, right? Yes, and action in Alachua, as far as I can understand, means political action.

Political action. In fact, a few years ago, we proposed to make Alachua independent of ISKCON. We're going to call it the Independent Republic of Alachua. Yeah, there wasn't an IRA or anything like that.

But we did come up with a national anthem. It goes something like this. I'm about ready to get on to bigger and better things, but you know, very often when we do these shows there's a lot of inside humor and I'd just like to let any guests here tonight know that if people around you are chuckling a little and you don't know why, just kind of smile and nod at them and walk out real slow and you should get home safe. People often ask us, but who is this?

Creation. So for all of you from the 70s or 60s, we have a little song to conclude with that will tell you just who they are. Here we are. We get the funniest look.

The Bodhisattvas have our mission. To do this in front of the Deities. We asked Mother Malati about it. She said that the Deities in Uvrandhavan developed a sense of humor a long time ago.

We allow you a community. You can sing a lot if you do it right. We allow you a community. Folks dancing like they were young.

And teenage dummies who have pierced their tongue. You can get anything in the community. We allow you a community. Okay, everybody.

You can get anything in the community. We allow you a community. You can get anything in the community. We do all kinds of stuff to your time.

Most involved in products from the Amazon. One day, you can get anything in the Alachua Community. You can get anything in the Alachua Community. Alachua Community.

One day, you just might see a fight over the meaning of humility. If you can't get anything in me, I'll act you up for me. If you can't get anything in me, I'll do some Reiki and work hard. Some senior vice governors will leave your company in me, I'll act you up for me in me.

Except employment, I'll act you up for me. We get enjoyment, I'll act you up for me in me.